“Don’t tell me you’re just like me. You’re not like me. I’m unique.”
He Is Back!
The apprentices may come and go, but the one person who’s guaranteed to make us laugh each time is Sir Alan. Whether you love or hate him, he sure knows his way around a witty one liner. Here’s 10 of the best one liners from the past 11 years of The Apprentice.
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2 “Fair? The only fair you’re gonna get is your bloody train fare home.”
3 “If you nod your head any longer I’m going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car.”
4 “I don’t know whether you’re made of brains or b—–ks”
5 “You remind me of the final scene from the Wizard of Oz. You look very impressive but, in my opinion, behind the curtains there’s nothing there”
6 “It’s sink or swim, and you’ve most probably picked up by now that I don’t do life jackets
7“All I’ve heard from you so far is a lot of hot air, so in the interests of climate change you’re fired…”
8 “I hear your enthusiasm, you know? Great enthusiasm. A fly’s got enthusiasm but it doesn’t stop headbutting the window!”
9“As times have changed, you seem to have gone from anchor to w****r.”
10“There’s only room for one bigmouth in my organisation, and that’s me.”
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Successful Selling 2012 conference – Olympic inspiration from Steve Backley
The Institute of Sales & Marketing Management (ISMM) has announced the line-up for its annual conference, Successful Selling, now in its 20th year. A headline speaker will be Steve Backley OBE, Olympic medalist and javelin record-breaker, who will give a motivational speech: Success is a Decision, Not a Gift.
8 steps to sales job success
Job hunting in the sales profession can feel like extreme selling, and that means taking a lot of rejection. Staying focused and positive will be essential if you’re hoping to land a sales job in the current UK job market.
Job hunting in the sales profession can feel like extreme selling, and that means taking a lot of rejection. Staying focused and positive will be essential if you’re hoping to land a sales job in the current UK job market.
We’re officially in a double-dip recession, but don’t give up. Things aren’t that grim. Companies are hiring, and the smartest HR departments will be preparing for growth – that means bringing in outstanding sales professionals and being prepared for when the economy takes off again.
Top 10 salesperson interview questions
In today's tough economic climate, identifying the sales stars of the future is more imperative than ever. All too many managers have experienced the stress of recruiting a salesperson who seems to excel in interview or on recommendation, but...
